Random Thought

My friend Alex came up with this years ago, and it just popped into my head out of nowhere, so now I share it with all of you:

If you're ever in a war, instead of throwing a grenade at someone, you should throw one of those little plastic pumpkins at them.  Maybe it'll get everyone to stop and think about how stupid war is.  Then, while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.